The Diet Chronicles

“Don’t exhale!”

“Flesh through your pores! Sounds like a low-budget horror flick.”

“Dissolves the cash right out of your wallet, if you’re silly enough to buy this junk!”

“Yeah, boogie the fat away!”

“A glass a day and no food.”

“Yep, just lie there in your trim jeans, relax, watch TV… and don’t eat.”

“Of course, I couldn’t get out of these damn ropes.”

“Don’t let the pounds put you in the ground.”

“Seems like a good name for a diet.”

“Toasted but not fattening.”