The Diet Chronicles

“Sure you’re enthusiastic–you’re a movie star!”

“Nope.  Real men like lots of meat with their potatoes.”

“You’d be happy, too, if you were rich and famous like Veronica.”

“Slenderella gets the fella!”

“Shake it baby, jiggle your fat away!”

History repeats itself… The same machine, sold as new in the 1950s!

“Seems like a good name for a diet.”