The Diet Chronicles

“Yes, soap yourself slim.”

 
“Didn’t lose any weight, but I felt a lot more relaxed about being fat.”

“Or just get into a fight with the neighborhood bully.”

“You’d have to be thick to wear these–and not just in the ankles!”

“Results may be temporary!”

“Shake it baby, jiggle your fat away!”

History repeats itself… The same machine, sold as new in the 1950s!

“Don’t exhale!”

“Flesh through your pores! Sounds like a low-budget horror flick.”

“Yeah, boogie the fat away!”

“Don’t let the pounds put you in the ground.”