The Diet Chronicles

“Sure you’re enthusiastic–you’re a movie star!”

“Yes, soap yourself slim.”

 
“Didn’t lose any weight, but I felt a lot more relaxed about being fat.”

“Nope.  Real men like lots of meat with their potatoes.”

“Or just get into a fight with the neighborhood bully.”

“You’d be happy, too, if you were rich and famous like Veronica.”

“Slenderella gets the fella!”

“You’d have to be thick to wear these–and not just in the ankles!”

“Results may be temporary!”

“Shake it baby, jiggle your fat away!”

History repeats itself… The same machine, sold as new in the 1950s!